Intersting fact: The first "Got Milk?" ad was in 1993.
'93 people!!
Let's stop beating a dead horse and call it good with all the GOT ___? crap, OK? OK!
Friday, August 14, 2009
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Bump!
I've been trying to be nice about this. Give you a nice buffer of 9 months or so but if you drive past me with a VOTE 2008 bumper sticker - you're going to get something thrown at you!
Either you are lazy or stupid...
Take it off, take it off, for the love of God, take it off!
Either you are lazy or stupid...
Take it off, take it off, for the love of God, take it off!
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
You're So Vain
You have your name on your license plate.
Hmm.
That's original.
Most personalized license plates are stupid.
I did see one funny one... it was on a Mini Cooper and said "ACTULSZ"
Hmm.
That's original.
Most personalized license plates are stupid.
I did see one funny one... it was on a Mini Cooper and said "ACTULSZ"
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Status
So when you were engaged it was about the wedding...
Then you got married and it's about your 'hubby'
Then you got knocked up. Surprise! All about being 'preggo'
Now it's about your kid.
Get a life!
Then you got married and it's about your 'hubby'
Then you got knocked up. Surprise! All about being 'preggo'
Now it's about your kid.
Get a life!
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Hospital Don'ts
If your sister just had a baby. I'm talking literally pushed the kid out less than 3 hours ago, DO NOT load up your three snot nosed kids under the age of 5 that just had the swine flu and go visit them at the hospital.
Then insist that all 3 kids take turns holding the baby. Especially when a couple of them are nose pickers.
Mom just went through 24 hours of labor, didn't sleep and pushed a child out of her pelvis. I'm sure she is up to visitors spreading germs to her newborn and keeping her awake.
Good idea, really.
Then insist that all 3 kids take turns holding the baby. Especially when a couple of them are nose pickers.
Mom just went through 24 hours of labor, didn't sleep and pushed a child out of her pelvis. I'm sure she is up to visitors spreading germs to her newborn and keeping her awake.
Good idea, really.
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Monday, August 3, 2009
"Text" Talk
OMG! Is ne1 els srsly annyd w/ppl abbrv evrthng!!
Holy freaking crap - I swear my eyeballs are bleeding. I'm sorry, when I get any type of communication that is missing that many vowels I think you have suffered brain damage. Is it really that much easier to type ne1 rather than anyone?
I don't like texting like that and I reallllly don't like reading emails like that.
It's called English and I'm a big fan.
Holy freaking crap - I swear my eyeballs are bleeding. I'm sorry, when I get any type of communication that is missing that many vowels I think you have suffered brain damage. Is it really that much easier to type ne1 rather than anyone?
I don't like texting like that and I reallllly don't like reading emails like that.
It's called English and I'm a big fan.
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