What An Asshole!

"Our landlord said he would give us 2 weeks, well on the 7th he gave us a letter of intent to evict. He won't wait until the 15th when we can get our welfare check and I start working at a convenience store. What a jerk. I wish someone would shoot him."

Where to start, where to start...

Your landlord is not an asshole. You are. Obviously if he has reason to evict you, this isn't the first time you've been late with rent. Bravo

Don't be pissed at someone else because you are a screw up. Very classy.

Some Things Need Repeating...

Loose: free or released from fastening or attachment: a loose end.

Lose: to get rid of: to lose one's fear of the dark: to lose weight.

So when you call someone a "looser" it totally loses the effect. (get it? ha ha ha!)

What's in a name...

Don't name a baby boy Lyric.

Seriously. Just don't.

Thanks for Smoking!

Smoking does not make you look cool.

It makes you look stupid and gross.

Especially when I have to walk through your disgusting cloud of poisonous smoke to get into a building.

Nasty.

Update! Finally!

Blogging is awesome. I love reading blogs.

If you are absent for a long period of time you better have an awesome story for me to come back to. What you shouldn't do is apologize.

It's weak and whiny. Like you are the most important person ever and you were being hounded my thousands to update your precious blog.

Uh-uh. Sorry. Give us some dirt and we'll be happy.

wE lOvE bLoGgInG!!!

My head hurts.

I don't know who started it.

I do know some of the idiots that keep doing it.

This is in the same category of animal abuse. Really.

Stop tYpInG lIkE tHiS!

It makes me swear in my head.

FWD: FWD: FWD:

Uh, no. There aren't going to be three women shot in every Wal*Mart all over the country.

I really dislike email forwards and I completely despise text forwards.

Before you make yourself look stupid check out the website Snopes.