What's in a name...

Don't name a baby boy Lyric.

Seriously. Just don't.

Thanks for Smoking!

Smoking does not make you look cool.

It makes you look stupid and gross.

Especially when I have to walk through your disgusting cloud of poisonous smoke to get into a building.

Nasty.

Update! Finally!

Blogging is awesome. I love reading blogs.

If you are absent for a long period of time you better have an awesome story for me to come back to. What you shouldn't do is apologize.

It's weak and whiny. Like you are the most important person ever and you were being hounded my thousands to update your precious blog.

Uh-uh. Sorry. Give us some dirt and we'll be happy.

wE lOvE bLoGgInG!!!

My head hurts.

I don't know who started it.

I do know some of the idiots that keep doing it.

This is in the same category of animal abuse. Really.

Stop tYpInG lIkE tHiS!

It makes me swear in my head.

FWD: FWD: FWD:

Uh, no. There aren't going to be three women shot in every Wal*Mart all over the country.

I really dislike email forwards and I completely despise text forwards.

Before you make yourself look stupid check out the website Snopes.

This one is helpful!

If you insist on picking the seeds out of a jalapeno before you eat it: do not touch your face, specifically your eye.

Ouch!

Cell Phones In Public, part 3

When you go to a movie - watch the movie.

Leave your phone in your purse/pocket whatever. Do you seriously need to text during Quantom of Solice? No, and I need to stare and James Bond without being distracted.