1. Cut the arms off of your own shirts.
2. Bring your 18 months old child to the grocery store in nothing but a diaper.
3. Buy nothing but beer and butterfingers.
Congratulations!
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Dear God, Thank you for stupid people and the cheap entertainment they provide us. Amen
1 comment:
Don't forget, said shirt should have one of three things on it:
1. A Disney character saying some 90's catch phrase like "Don't Go There".
2. A wolf, american flag, or combination of the two.
3. Nascar.
Also, said child should be drinking orange soda out of a bottle and have no shoes on.
The beer should be PBR or Hamm's.
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