Update! Finally!

Blogging is awesome. I love reading blogs.

If you are absent for a long period of time you better have an awesome story for me to come back to. What you shouldn't do is apologize.

It's weak and whiny. Like you are the most important person ever and you were being hounded my thousands to update your precious blog.

Uh-uh. Sorry. Give us some dirt and we'll be happy.

wE lOvE bLoGgInG!!!

My head hurts.

I don't know who started it.

I do know some of the idiots that keep doing it.

This is in the same category of animal abuse. Really.

Stop tYpInG lIkE tHiS!

It makes me swear in my head.

FWD: FWD: FWD:

Uh, no. There aren't going to be three women shot in every Wal*Mart all over the country.

I really dislike email forwards and I completely despise text forwards.

Before you make yourself look stupid check out the website Snopes.