"Our landlord said he would give us 2 weeks, well on the 7th he gave us a letter of intent to evict. He won't wait until the 15th when we can get our welfare check and I start working at a convenience store. What a jerk. I wish someone would shoot him."
Where to start, where to start...
Your landlord is not an asshole. You are. Obviously if he has reason to evict you, this isn't the first time you've been late with rent. Bravo
Don't be pissed at someone else because you are a screw up. Very classy.