Sorry I gave you the impression that your children were welcome to run around my house while you sat on your ass and told me how nice and clean my house was.
Thank you for leaving while I vacuumed Doritos out of my couch cousins and wiped fingers prints off my walls.
Sorry I gave you the impression my house was child proof (seriously? Do I have young children? NO)
When you are invited to an event at someones home, ask if you can bring your children first just don't show up with a 3 year old. If you must bring children to an adult event - WATCH them! Don't let them run wild!