Tuesday, July 28, 2009

How to look like white trash in 3 easy steps:

1. Cut the arms off of your own shirts.

2. Bring your 18 months old child to the grocery store in nothing but a diaper.

3. Buy nothing but beer and butterfingers.

Congratulations!

1 comment:

Stumblebunny said...

Don't forget, said shirt should have one of three things on it:

1. A Disney character saying some 90's catch phrase like "Don't Go There".

2. A wolf, american flag, or combination of the two.

3. Nascar.

Also, said child should be drinking orange soda out of a bottle and have no shoes on.

The beer should be PBR or Hamm's.