Friday, November 14, 2008

Don't Expect Fine Dining From Fast Food

You asked for no onions but got onions? It's a conspiracy! What if you were highly allergic?! They are trying to kill you!

You should stomp in, demand to speak to a manager and then proceed to scream and call everyone idiots while throwing in some derogatory racial comments.

I'm sorry, what's that? You'll come off looking like a psycho if you do that?

Exactly. Chill.

Taco Bell employees make minimum wage. I'm sure they would have happily made you a new 89 cent burrito if you would have kindly explained what happened.

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