Parking Lots, Part 1

You do not inherit your elderly parents handicap sticker.

I know, I know, it comes in handy this time of the year at the mall. But seriously? Are you that lazy/pathetic/rude/stupid?

Just remember: Karma is a bitch.

Traffic, Part 3

Don't slow down to merge. Speed up with the flow of traffic and then merge.

Simple enough concept, right? While we are at it... if traffic is kind of slow please don't speed up in front of everyone and then expect me to let you in. Merge with everyone else. You. Are. Not. More. Important. Shocking, I know.

Traffic, Part Two

Don't be the douche that speeds up when someone puts their blinker on.

They aren't trying to get in front of you they are simply changing lanes.

Don't take it personally.

Unless they are 'that guy' that is weaving in and out of traffic.

Yeah, do everything you can to screw with him.

That's funny.

Traffic, Part One

Blinkers.

Use them.