Showing posts with label common sense. Show all posts
Showing posts with label common sense. Show all posts

Monday, December 15, 2008

Parking Lots, Part 1

You do not inherit your elderly parents handicap sticker.

I know, I know, it comes in handy this time of the year at the mall. But seriously? Are you that lazy/pathetic/rude/stupid?

Just remember: Karma is a bitch.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Chivalry Might Be Dead

Hold the door open for a lady.


When you see a tiny old lady with an armful of stuff trying to get out you don't squeeze past her while she holds the door open for you! Idiot!

Huh?

Don't complain about not having any money and in the same sentance talk about your new house/car/vacation/shopping spree/plastic surgery.

Are you trying to prove how stupid you are or trying to get sympathy? Do you want me to tell you how I feel about that?